Skip to main content

Posts

Ex-Christadelphians Burn Bibles, Accidentally Summon Samuel

A group of Ex-Christadelphians recently got the surprise of a lifetime when a ritual Bible-burning ceremony accidentally summoned the Old Testament prophet Samuel back from the dead.

Recent posts

Ex-Christadelphian Satanist Worships Adversaries

An ex-Christadelphian has ended up in a muddle after attempting to join the Church of Satan, thinking they advocated the worship of adversaries.

The World Relieved To Discover It Is Separate From Christadelphians

The World has let out a sigh of relief after recently discovering that Christadelphians largely remain separate from it.

Christadelphians Declared Endangered Species

We regret to announce that The Christadelphians have been officially declared an Endangered Species and that steps are being taken to avoid possible extinction.

Christadelphian Struggles To Find Bland Greeting Cards

A young sister has notified us of a gap in the market for bland greeting cards.

God Still Making Planets After All This Time

In the news this week, astronomers have captured an image of a new planet being formed, some 370 light years from Earth. God seems to have just stepped out of frame as the photo was taken, but you can use your imagination and pretend he's there. That's how believers have been doing it for thousands of years anyway.

Baptism Just A Bath With An Audience

When God looked down on the spherical Earth and saw everyone sinning, he realised there was a big problem and so he came up with a brilliant plan to solve it. What was this plan, you ask? He told them to have a bath. Genius.