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Greek New Testament Fully Reconstructed From Christadelphian Lectures

Breaking news: Scholars have managed to reconstruct the entire Greek New Testament text by piecing together all of the Greek words mentioned during Christadelphian lectures.

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Major Kingdom Staff Redundancies Rumoured As Sales Figures Well Short Of Estimates

We have overheard rumours of a significant reduction in Kingdom staff due to the number of sales falling far below initial estimates.

Latest Kingdom Update Reveals Everyone Literally Gets Own Vine And Fig Tree

Another traveller has returned from the afterlife, bringing the wonderful news that in the Kingdom everyone literally gets their own vine and fig tree to sit under.

Speaker Reminds Audience That Present Suffering Is Worthwhile

If you found yourself yawning and struggling your way through yesterday's exhort, fear not. The exhorting brother assured us that our suffering isn't worth comparing to the glory that's coming later.

Christadelphians Excited As Figure Descends From Heaven

We have received news of a majestic figure slowly descending through the clouds towards the ground, as a small group of excited Christadelphians gathered to witness the amazing event.

Ex-Christadelphians Burn Bibles, Accidentally Summon Samuel

A group of Ex-Christadelphians recently got the surprise of a lifetime when a ritual Bible-burning ceremony accidentally summoned the Old Testament prophet Samuel back from the dead.

Ex-Christadelphian Satanist Worships Adversaries

An ex-Christadelphian has ended up in a muddle after attempting to join the Church of Satan, thinking they advocated the worship of adversaries.