The Christian Dolphin

In the news this week, astronomers have captured an image of a new planet being formed, some 370 light years from Earth. God seems to have just stepped out of frame as the photo was taken, but you can use your imagination and pretend he's there. That's how believers have been doing it for thousands of years anyway.

When God looked down on the spherical Earth and saw everyone sinning, he realised there was a big problem and so he came up with a brilliant plan to solve it. What was this plan, you ask? He told them to have a bath. Genius.