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God Still Making Planets After All This Time

In the news this week, astronomers have captured an image of a new planet being formed, some 370 light years from Earth. God seems to have just stepped out of frame as the photo was taken, but you can use your imagination and pretend he's there. That's how believers have been doing it for thousands of years anyway.



Despite the Bible claiming God created the heavens "in the beginning", it seems he just can't give up his old hobby, and is still hard at work making new planets. Who knew?

Some estimates put the number of planets in just our galaxy at around 100 billion, and there are well over 100 billion galaxies in the known universe. That's more than a hobby. That's an addiction!

And would you believe not a single planet outside Earth got a mention in the Bible. None! No wonder he doesn't visit any more.

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