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Major Kingdom Staff Redundancies Rumoured As Sales Figures Well Short Of Estimates

We have overheard rumours of a significant reduction in Kingdom staff due to the number of sales falling far below initial estimates.

Latest Kingdom Update Reveals Everyone Literally Gets Own Vine And Fig Tree

Another traveller has returned from the afterlife, bringing the wonderful news that in the Kingdom everyone literally gets their own vine and fig tree to sit under.

Speaker Reminds Audience That Present Suffering Is Worthwhile

If you found yourself yawning and struggling your way through yesterday's exhort, fear not. The exhorting brother assured us that our suffering isn't worth comparing to the glory that's coming later.