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Major Kingdom Staff Redundancies Rumoured As Sales Figures Well Short Of Estimates

We have overheard rumours of a significant reduction in Kingdom staff due to the number of sales falling far below initial estimates.


There have been heated arguments between the product team and the marketing department as each has claimed the other is wholly responsible for the shortfall.

One company spokesperson went so far as to blame the public for not being discerning enough.

However, several members of the public have raised serious concerns about whether the product can live up to the hype, especially as its claims have yet to be demonstrated at all. Early buyers are allegedly still waiting for the first shipment, and worse still many have died after spending their life's savings on what now appears to be empty promises with nothing to show for it.

We have reached out to Kingdom Inc's management team for comment but our calls were unanswered.

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