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Christadelphian Returns From The Future, Reveals Details Of Afterlife

Reports are beaming in about a Christadelphian messenger from the future kingdom on earth who has returned to reveal various details of the afterlife.
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Christadelphian Accepts Eye-Witness Testimony Regarding Holy Spirit Gifts

A Christadelphian is being interrogated by several ABs after accepting hundreds of eye-witness reports of miracles performed by preachers with Holy Spirit gifts.

Christadelphian Defends Biblical Marriage Via Signed Petition

A Christadelphian man has started a petition in defence of "Biblical Marriage" and has already gained over 600 signatures just from his own wives and concubines.

Christadelphian Accidentally Spills Ink On Ten Commandments, Becomes Axe Murderer

A Christadelphian in his late forties has turned into a dangerous axe-wielding murderer after accidentally spilling ink on the Ten Commandments in his Bible.

Confusion As Organist Plays One Verse Too Many

Confusion and panic erupted at the mid-week Bible Class as the organist accidentally played one verse too many during the final hymn.

New Flu Virus Specially Created By God Each Year, Argues Creationist

A Christadelphian creationist, brother Des Hein, has argued that new influenza viruses are actually designed and created by God each year, rather than evolving over time as scientists say. Several lines of evidence have been provided by brother Des in support of his claim.

God Saves Christadelphian From Flood, Apologises For Causing It In The First Place

God has issued an apology to a Christadelphian whose house he flooded so badly that he had to rescue her from it. To his surprise, the woman seemed oblivious to the mistake, and instead kept praising God for saving her.