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Ex-Christadelphians Burn Bibles, Accidentally Summon Samuel

A group of Ex-Christadelphians recently got the surprise of a lifetime when a ritual Bible-burning ceremony accidentally summoned the Old Testament prophet Samuel back from the dead.



Unfortunately no one in the group knew of a humane way to send him back, so he left in search of a certain Witch of Endor after being treated for minor burns.

As we go to press, the prophet has just strolled past our office, shouting out something about a high score and being resurrected more times than Jesus.

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