Ex-Christadelphians Burn Bibles, Accidentally Summon Samuel

A group of Ex-Christadelphians recently got the surprise of a lifetime when a ritual Bible-burning ceremony accidentally summoned the Old Testament prophet Samuel back from the dead.

Unfortunately no one in the group knew of a humane way to send him back, so he left in search of a certain Witch of Endor after being treated for minor burns.

As we go to press, the prophet has just strolled past our office, shouting out something about a high score and being resurrected more times than Jesus.

Greek New Testament Fully Reconstructed From Christadelphian Lectures

Breaking news: Scholars have managed to reconstruct the entire Greek New Testament text by piecing together all of the Greek words mentioned during Christadelphian lectures.

Prayers To End Covid Accidentally Delivered To God Who Created It

An unfortunate switchboard error has resulted in all prayers for the Covid-19 pandemic to end being sent to the god who created the pandemic rather than someone who might actually be able to help.

Fun Facts About Christadelphians

Today we bring you a selection of fun facts you probably had no idea you were missing until now.

The Christian Dolphin

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