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Ex-Christadelphian Satanist Worships Adversaries

An ex-Christadelphian has ended up in a muddle after attempting to join the Church of Satan, thinking they advocated the worship of adversaries.

Having been a Christadelphian his whole life up until that point, he felt that his perfected adversarial nature made him well suited to the Satanist movement. At first he was proud to learn that Satanists do not believe in a supernatural devil, and congratulated himself on his keen knowledge of Hebrew and Greek words. However, he became confused when he read their manifesto, as it became clear they did not believe in adversary-worship either.

He did suggest they change their name to the "Ecclesia of the adversary", to no avail.

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