Skip to main content

Buried Ancient Scroll Found (BASF): Christadelphians Reveal Amazing Papyrus

Christadelphians are celebrating the recent discovery of an ancient document believed to have been written in the late 19th century, which appears to contain a list of barely intelligible statements about a collection of much older texts.

However, the discovery has puzzled a number of scholars as they struggle to decipher its message and figure out what it all means. Given the nonsensical nature of the content inside, much of the discussion has instead centered around the front cover, on which is inscribed the letters B.A.S.F.

Here at The Dolphin we decided to have a crack at guessing what this document might be, and to that end we present a number of suggestions as to the meaning of this "four letter word":


  • Become A Staunch Fundamentalist
  • Beliefs About Sacred Fables
  • Beware Accumulating Suicidal Fantasies
  • Bronze Age Science Fiction
  • Bigotry And Spiritual Fascism
  • Building Another Separatist Feud
  • Bury At Six Feet


Popular posts from this blog

Fun Facts About Christadelphians

Today we bring you a selection of fun facts you probably had no idea you were missing until now.

Christadelphians Offer To Teach You What God Really Meant

The Christadelphians tell us that God wrote a perfect book containing his clear message for all of humankind, but they insist on helping you understand it correctly, you know, just in case.

Greek New Testament Fully Reconstructed From Christadelphian Lectures

Breaking news: Scholars have managed to reconstruct the entire Greek New Testament text by piecing together all of the Greek words mentioned during Christadelphian lectures.