Today we received a note from God himself, asking us to pass on his deep gratitude to Christadelphians who often quote sections of the Bible to him in prayers.
"It is good to be reminded of things I wrote just a couple of days ago", the note reads (remember that 1000 years is like 1 day for God). "It's just nice to know that someone is reading it. I'd hate to have spent half a day on it for nothing."
God also mentioned a particular preference for listening to Song of Solomon, so please bear that in mind when you're next quoting the Bible during your public prayers. There's nothing quite like a bit of erotic poetry read aloud in 16th century english.
"It is good to be reminded of things I wrote just a couple of days ago", the note reads (remember that 1000 years is like 1 day for God). "It's just nice to know that someone is reading it. I'd hate to have spent half a day on it for nothing."
God also mentioned a particular preference for listening to Song of Solomon, so please bear that in mind when you're next quoting the Bible during your public prayers. There's nothing quite like a bit of erotic poetry read aloud in 16th century english.