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Christadelphian Realises That "The World" Is Actually Just A Bunch Of Other People

After being warned to keep separate from "the world" her entire life, a Christadelphian woman in her late twenties was surprised to discover that the world is actually just a bunch of regular people.

"My parents always told me about the dangers of mixing with 'the world' and I was afraid the world was out to destroy my faith", she said, "but as I've gotten older I keep meeting people who just don't really care that much about what I believe. That's when I realised they're probably mostly just like me. I don't really care what they believe either."

We interviewed some people from the world and can confirm that they really don't care what we believe. They just wanted us to stop following them everywhere. Apparently so did the police.

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