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Christadelphian Discovers An Even Smaller Religion

A Christadelphian has discovered a religion even smaller than the Christadelphians. The discovery has caused quite a stir in the Christadelphian community.

"I've always thought Jesus was talking about us when he said, 'narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it'", said the Christadelphian who made the discovery, "but now I'm not sure who he was referring to. What if there is yet an even smaller religion?"

As we go to press, a group of concerned Christadelphians are trying to figure out whether the new religion will still be small enough for Jesus if they all join it.

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