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Australian Christadelphian Men Discover They Are Not Legally Allowed To Marry Jesus

Spare a thought for Australian Christadelphian men today as they have just recently learned that they cannot legally marry Jesus as part of the "bride of Christ" under the current Australian Constitution, which currently bans same-sex marriage.


Some Christadelphian men have attempted to get around the law by arguing that they would technically be identifying as female. Apparently they are not yet aware of the Australian laws regarding gender reassignment.

Several reports have come in regarding Christadelphians around the world standing in solidarity with their Australian brethren, by holding public lectures with the title, "The March Of The Rainbowed Angel".

We would like to offer our support also, and to that end we will be voting in favour of same-sex marriage in the upcoming postal vote in Australia. We would urge all of our Australian readers to do the same.

Here's to a happy (and legally recognised) marriage with Jesus.

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