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The "Good" Shepherd Is Probably Not Vegetarian

Christadelphians continue to proudly promote the analogy of themselves as sheep following a shepherd, apparently blissfully unaware of the reason shepherds keep sheep.


Surveys suggest that 9 out of 10 sheep believe they are being prepared for a future "paradise" and that the shepherd has something wonderful in store for them.

Meanwhile, the remaining 1 in 10 bear a striking resemblance to wolves and claim to be able to speak on behalf of the shepherd, who remains conveniently "absent".

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