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Jesus Spotted Near Distant Galaxy By NASA Telescope

Jesus is returning! This is the claim making headline news everywhere today, as NASA reports spotting Jesus near a distant galaxy about 4 million light years away.


Here at The Dolphin, we can't be sure whether he is actually returning or whether he's still out there searching for his dad. The universe is really big after all, and according to some Christians, God may be outside it altogether. But Jesus wouldn't have known that 2000 years ago when he set off. Not much we can do for him now. He's miles from the nearest wifi even.

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