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Jesus Spotted Near Distant Galaxy By NASA Telescope

Jesus is returning! This is the claim making headline news everywhere today, as NASA reports spotting Jesus near a distant galaxy about 4 million light years away.

Christadelphian Returns From The Future, Reveals Details Of Afterlife

Reports are beaming in about a Christadelphian messenger from the future kingdom on earth who has returned to reveal various details of the afterlife.

Christadelphian Accepts Eye-Witness Testimony Regarding Holy Spirit Gifts

A Christadelphian is being interrogated by several ABs after accepting hundreds of eye-witness reports of miracles performed by preachers with Holy Spirit gifts.

Christadelphian Defends Biblical Marriage Via Signed Petition

A Christadelphian man has started a petition in defence of "Biblical Marriage" and has already gained over 600 signatures just from his own wives and concubines.

Christadelphian Accidentally Spills Ink On Ten Commandments, Becomes Axe Murderer

A Christadelphian in his late forties has turned into a dangerous axe-wielding murderer after accidentally spilling ink on the Ten Commandments in his Bible.