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Entire Ecosystem Found Living In Christadelphian's Hat

During the exhortation on Sunday, a young girl spotted an entire ecosystem living in the hat worn by the Christadelphian sister sitting in the row in front. 

As the speaker rambled on, the young girl counted various insects and other animals, including 13 different species of bee, although one may have been a European Wasp. With the help of Google, she managed to construct a detailed food chain, before concluding that several species on the hat would probably die out before the speaker finished the exhort.

Her predictions were confirmed an hour later, as the baby grasshopper eventually got caught in the spider's web, and the last fly had just fallen into the Venus Fly Trap.

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